Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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