Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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