Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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