Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You are a genius and a whore.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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