She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
