I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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