Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
So much rum. So many feels.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
