Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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