He is such a slut. More and more my type.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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