marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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