Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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