none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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