is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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