garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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