Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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