I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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