Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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