Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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