you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Randomize
