everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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