I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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