Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
he shaved USA in his pubs
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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