i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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