Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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