weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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