Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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