Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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