so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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