did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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