Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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