is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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