I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
