just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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