i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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