he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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