Taylor Swift is so right about you.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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