I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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