As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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