Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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