That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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