that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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