you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
