I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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