I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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