are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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