yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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