So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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