I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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