But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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