You're my little dorito
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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