I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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