This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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