There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I could make wine with my vomit
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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