It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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